I normally do not go in for this sort of thing but I had some me time today and read the paper from start to finish
THE CLASSIC TIME TO SEEK EXCITEMENT AND ESCAPE
VIRGO Aug. 23-Sept. 22
The mirror never lies You're reputed to be neat, precise, methodical and kinda prissy. I read once that Virgo is a whore in a mink coat, but relax, relax -- it means there's more to you than meets the eye. Yes, you like neat. But you're an earthy, passionate sign! You're caring, altruistic, honest, practical and willing to help. You're efficient, health-conscious and very persuasive. You have an encyclopedic mind and an impulse to organize chaos. (And you spend more on vitamins then anyone I know.) You're going to look younger than everyone else because you take care of yourself. What's to worry?
This is my life
Right now, you're dealing with something you've never felt before. Uranus is making an opposition to your sign from 2004 to 2011. This threatens shaky partnerships. Why? Because you want to escape from anything that is routine or boring. It's the classic time to seek excitement and escape by nibbling forbidden bonbons. (Naughty, naughty.)
The tantalizing future
This is a fortunate year for you. You're going to earn more money. Not only will you gain wealth through increased earnings and assets, in the bigger picture you'll attract whatever you value. (Ideas, spirituality, money, possessions, a regular massage at a spa?)
You'll also give thought to how to use what you have, and get the most out of it. You want to own your possessions; you don't want your possessions to own you. It's a good year to buy things for investment or for your own enjoyment.
Meanwhile, back in the closet, you're going through possessions and getting rid of stuff. (New stuff is arriving!) You're streamlining your life this year and next to prepare for something entirely new in 2007.
Virgo and money
You keep track of your money. You spend a lot on vitamins, retreats, courses, and anything that helps you become a better, more wholesome person. You believe in investing in yourself. (In fact, you find it easier to commit to your career than to a relationship.) Money is your hedge against uncertainty and catastrophe. You value your independence. And you know how to live well on less. You do your research before you shop. This year you'll earn more money, and spend more as well! Start figuring out how it's going to happen because the stars are in place!
Virgo and sex
First off, forget the Virgo the Virgin bit. This, you ain't. You're a passionate Earth sign, though you are fastidious. Anything that starts off together in the shower is promising. In turn, you'll have fresh sheets, dim lights (or none), soft music and the phone will be disconnected. When it comes to details, you're correctimundo! From 2004 to 2011, wild, wacky Uranus opposes your sign. This will introduce you to unusual characters. You'll explore unconventional relationships. Shaky partnerships will be history. Plus you're dabbling with kinky never-tried-this-before experiences.
My mantra for 2005
I use my money to improve my life as well as the lives of others.